Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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