this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
You can't just leave with hair like that
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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