I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Randomize
