I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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