Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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