4 words: hood of his car
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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