As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
jump out the window naked night went bad
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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