I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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