My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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