At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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