Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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