Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
only you would photoshop your dick
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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