Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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