party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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