Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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