Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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