Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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