I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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