Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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