can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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