Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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