mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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