erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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