Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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