is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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