singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
