It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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