He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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