I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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