Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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