You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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