Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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