she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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