Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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