jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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