; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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