Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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