It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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