How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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