The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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