: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
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