he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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