You work out of a Hotel?
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Randomize
