Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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