just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
