Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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