I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
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