Jerry, you need to find god
he wants to bone in the snuggie
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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