I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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