before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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