kristin has been a bad kristin
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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